I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Randomize