i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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