Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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