I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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