I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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