Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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