That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
