Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize