So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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