the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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