some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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