is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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