I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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