You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
is wine microwaveable?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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