she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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