You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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