But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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