New invention idea: vibrating tampons
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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