You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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