marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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