party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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