idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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