seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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