he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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