so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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