Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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