It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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