So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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