are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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