physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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