discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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