At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Randomize