But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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