If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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