I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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