After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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