i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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