i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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