honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
