Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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