OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
