four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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