everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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