we're blogging at a bar
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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