Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You pole danced in your parka.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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