she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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