well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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