I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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