needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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