On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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