and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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