If that was your dad, he is hot
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My dick has a subreddit
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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